Hey everyone, Tess' dark-haired doppelganger is at the door, and look who she's brought with her: the Tess Tracy Ventriloquist Dummy! (And it can be yours for only five easy payments of $999,999.99. What a bargain!) If I were Dick, I'd seriously consider moving. This is turning into one very strange neighborhood. All of the women look alike and now the mad scientists are moving in, bringing new meaning to the phrase "There goes the neighborhood." Still, if you're going to stay (and with the great schools, who could blame you?), I'd say that it's time to either adopt an alter ego and begin a life of crime-fighting in a mask, cape, and spandex suit, or find yourself a minion/sidekick to do your bidding. (Say, where's TRAZE-R when you really need him? He'd fit right in here.) On the plus side, you probably won't have to go far from home to fight crime. You can probably do it when you go out to get the mail or morning paper. (Now that's service!)
Thursday, January 1, 2009
Ummm, she's right there.
Hey everyone, Tess' dark-haired doppelganger is at the door, and look who she's brought with her: the Tess Tracy Ventriloquist Dummy! (And it can be yours for only five easy payments of $999,999.99. What a bargain!) If I were Dick, I'd seriously consider moving. This is turning into one very strange neighborhood. All of the women look alike and now the mad scientists are moving in, bringing new meaning to the phrase "There goes the neighborhood." Still, if you're going to stay (and with the great schools, who could blame you?), I'd say that it's time to either adopt an alter ego and begin a life of crime-fighting in a mask, cape, and spandex suit, or find yourself a minion/sidekick to do your bidding. (Say, where's TRAZE-R when you really need him? He'd fit right in here.) On the plus side, you probably won't have to go far from home to fight crime. You can probably do it when you go out to get the mail or morning paper. (Now that's service!)
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