Look who's back. It's Mark! (I guess the swamp story is over, even though Peter was never found out to have been the one behind Mark's kidnapping, and Rabbit was never captured. Oh well.) Now it's time to begin an exciting story featuring Patty (and a deer?). It seems that after Patty left the cabin in a hurry, Mark and Cherry decided to ride over to her house to find out what was wrong. (I guess Patty lives in the forest or something because horses are generally frowned upon on the major highways unless they're in trailers.) It would have been nice of Mark to have informed Cherry that he suspected a blizzard was on the way so that she could have worn a heavy coat like his instead of her fringed cowgirl jacket, but maybe Mark is suffering from jet lag, or fever induced chills. It could be a balmy sixty-five degrees out there. We just don't know.
And now we are introduced to another character who's sure to play a major part in this story: the mysterious Ken, husband of Patty (who may or may not be cheating on her with a woman named Barbara. Sorry.) But wait, there's more! Patty seems to be friends with Bambi (or some other random deer). Now, before your mind starts going into the gutter, I'm going to go out on a limb and say that what you're witnessing is the forest animals stepping in to assist Patty with her possible Avian problem. The deer could also be a pet she nursed back to health long ago and has continued a friendship with, or even one of Santa's reindeer. At this point, we just don't know. Still, I don't know what she's so worried about, unless its deer season and Ken has a hankering for some venison. We'll just have to wait and see where this one goes (if it's going to go anywhere at all.)
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