Dearest Nature,

When packing for the trip, I did not intend for a bird to poop on me on the way to the Prado.  It threw my shirt count off and was terribly inconvenient.  While I would rather it didn't, if this is to happen again, do let me know in advance so that I may plan for it.

Respectfully yours,
The Weary Traveler

Read, marked, done.

I think.
Now to type in the changes.
Then comes the scary part.
Letting people read it.
(Is anyone else having a panic attack?)