Thursday, February 20, 2014

I would also like to hear a dramatic reading of the Preamble.

Should a new Star Trek movie be made, it is my wish that the Klingons be referred to as Klingons, Kling-Ins, and Kling-Gons, as though no one has actually gone to the trouble of finding out the correct pronunciation, much like the Princess Leia/Leah thing from Star Wars.  (And there I go, throwing them both into the same post.  I know.  Blasphemy.  Oh well.)

I would also like them to wear black mock turtlenecks under gold mesh jerseys and have slicked back hair.  That way we'll know who they are and that they're not nice people/aliens/whatevers.  And if Scotty could get into a bar fight with one of them because they insulted the Enterprise, that would be great, and I would definitely watch.

However, should they decide that the Enterprise has to save the whales, I can assure you that I will not be watching.  Once was more than enough.

(But if there was a monster that looked like it was made of carpet samples and fake vomit, I would definitely watch that movie.)

Tuesday, February 11, 2014

This has nothing to do with anything.

If you knew someone was going to die at the end of a book you haven't read, but might in the future, would you still read the book?
What if it was a series?

Wednesday, February 5, 2014

It isn't the fact that he was cast as Lex Luthor that bothers me,

It's the fact that they're going to put Lex Luthor in yet another Superman movie.
Frankly, at this point it seems like taking the easy way out.
I mean, they do realize that there are other villains in the Superman universe besides Lex and the Kryptonians, right?
What about Brainiac?
Or anyone else?