Wednesday, December 13, 2017

Though Morgan might ask for the brand back, if she's there.

It's a shame Klarian and Mordred never met.
Klarian could have strolled in after Mordred got rid of the adults and turned the heroes to children.
Though he might have gotten a little possessive about his "Uncle" Jason.
And he might not have liked the competition.
But I think he would have given that spoiled brat a run for his money.
They might have even become friends, each planning to get rid of the other later, after using him.
Just make sure there's plenty of strawberry ice cream, Mordred.
Because there's nothing as good as strawberry, nothing.

If you can't get it done on time that's not my problem.

I got it done.
I procrastinated,
And took my time,
But I still got it done.
And they aren't shy about letting you know the final date.
They really aren't.
The e-mails and phone calls verify that.
And I'd wager there would be letters, too.
So there's no reason you wouldn't know.
And no reason why you couldn't get it done.
Unless, you were in a coma.
Or deathly ill for a month.
Or marooned on a desert island.
But then someone could have done it for you.
So don't come crying to me that you didn't get it done.
You chose not to get it done.
And that's not my problem.

Friday, December 8, 2017

No one believes me when I tell them I'm horrible at driving games.

So they insist that I play.
Then they know.
And never ask again.