There are five reasons why I haven't done this in a while.

They're called stitches.

It sounds like a good time to me anyway.

The Twilight Zone and the Mad Max movies.

I'm still not sure what either of them have to do with New Years, but I'll take what I can get.

Go, Cobra Truck! Go!

Tomorrow is always fresh,

With no mistakes in it.

(Thanks Anne, I needed that.)

Right now it's my favorite line of the year:

"Bertie, we were at school together."

:D

(This probably makes more sense to me than it does to you, but I find it quite funny.)