Friday, January 22, 2016

If only I'd taped off the end of that necklace I was working on.

It wouldn't now be scattered across the floor.
Darn.

Thursday, January 14, 2016

And now the voice of Robin Hood.

If people could just stop dying for a moment, that would be great.
(Especially the British.)

I thought Britannia was supposed to rule the waves.

Sometimes the greatest threat to the Royal Navy was the Royal Navy.
And Churchill.