Friday, September 28, 2012

Don't make him smile.

He can't smile.
At least not to him.
And not in public.
And not to anyone else.
Well, almost anyone else.

Friday, September 7, 2012

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Do you not see the problem, ma'am?

"They're closed today.  I can respect that.  It shows an appreciation for their employees."
If you really thought that, you wouldn't have been shopping today.
That's all I'm saying.
I will say no more.
(Other than I miss not dreading holidays.)

Sunday, September 2, 2012

I'm supposed to be afraid of them, aren't I?

But that one Dalek said Predator in such a cute way.
Oh, I'm so conflicted.
(And don't even get me started on Mr. Eggs.)