The bodies are right there, and there are so many.

Why was there never a Romeo and Juliet zombie movie?

I don't mean a zombie movie with a Romeo and Juliet-type story.

I mean a zombie movie set in Verona,

with Romeo and Juliet,

And everyone else who died,

And everyone who lived...for now.

There's nothing in either song that says it isn't true.

I choose to believe that Delta Dawn's real name is Angie,
and there's a radio in her suitcase.

(Maybe the neighbor boy escaped.)

(I think it would make an interesting horror story.)