Nope.

Silly me to think I'd actually use that glue gun without burning my finger.
Again.
Different finger, though.
And not nearly as bad.
I don't even need a Band-Aid.
Or ice.
Or both.

Don't believe the news.

Greece was lovely.
(The jet lag not so much.)

Here's looking at you. And thinking.

Eleanor Roosevelt type looks aren't appreciated today.
They weren't really appreciated back then either.

People with light hair are the first to point out their gray/white hairs.
This is because they can't be seen unless they're pointed out.
Dark hair does not give one that luxury, especially when the white lines begin to appear.
Oh wait, I'm sorry.
The "sparkles."
(Yeah, right.)

And finally:

Dark circles are apparently supposed to suddenly appear under your eyes.
They aren't supposed to have lived there forever.

Maybe they should have tried telling him to "Let it go."

I don't think the makers of Frozen envisioned me writing that scene to their soundtrack.
Still, yay for backstory.
Though I blame the other backstory for making it possible because if they hadn't asked for help, those two wouldn't have fought, and he wouldn't have taken their asking so poorly.