Merry Christmas!

(I believe I have nothing more to say.)

So what's the problem?

To tell me that there wasn't a UPC on a box, the cashier said, "This don't got no numbers on it."

I was so tempted to ask what the problem was since by saying that, she was telling me that it did.

I didn't. I went and looked for another box, and laughed.

Just because everyone should listen to this at least once.

The Life And Adventures of Santa Clause has to be one of my favorite Christmas specials.

Too bad they don't show it very often.

Do they?

When people sing "It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas," do most of them still know what Hopalong boots are anymore?

I bought two angels today.

and

They remind me of Trigun :).

(That's partly the reason I bought them. That, and I was able to acquire them at a pretty good discount.)

(I just hope they don't turn out to be the weeping kind.)

Whenever you two get together

You threaten to take over the whole story,

And you're nothing but trouble,

But you sure are fun to write.

Maybe.

Well, it's a couple of weeks until Christmas.

Maybe I should start shopping.

Maybe.

I'm just having a little trouble getting into the spirit this year.

I guess I'm just going to have to force it a little.

I'm just wondering is all.

Are there any stories out there where the werewolves are the aristocrats and the vampires are the savages?

It just seems kind of unfair that it's always the other way around.

(I have no idea where this question came from.)