If you can afford that, you can afford a box of Ritz.

There was a guy eating spray cheese straight out of the can by the pool.

No crackers.

Just the can.

(It gives me a stomach ache just thinking about it.)

How the Hunger Games really ended.

And then Katniss and President Snow stopped all the feuding and the fighting and had a nice, tall cool glass of OJ.

Things you learn at estate sales.

A lot of people collected shells.
Or just accumulated them over time.
I guess I can't talk.
Because I do have some shells.
Though mostly I have rocks.
And not even valuable rocks.
Just rocks I've picked up on my travels.
Or that I thought looked neat.
Like the one with the heart on it.
And the one that looks like an elephant.
Or that I think looks like an elephant.
Opinions vary.

Soak it up.

Every time I see someone lying out in the sun, I think, "They don't work outside."

If they did, they wouldn't be outside.

Because they've been outside.

And it's hot.

And uncomfortable.

And hot.