It cannot be unseen.

The phrase best describing the beads on a particular shirt "designed" by a particular celebrity: Upscale macaroni art.

Oh, Endor.

There seems to be an awful lot of fake fur this season, and so much of it looks like Ewok.

Except for those purses that look like Tribbles.

Exhibit A: The recent changes made to Facebook

Why there will probably never be a one dollar coin.

My apologies for the recent lack of posts.

I've been abroad.

(And doesn't that just sound all uppity and fancy schmancy?)

If you can't find it,

Make it.

But be warned, you might have to make it twice.

I did.

The first change purse could hold change, and nothing else.

It was a frog hair too small to hold a card without bending said card.

But it works great as an earbud case, which I also needed, so everything worked out in the end.

As Bob Ross said, "We don't make mistakes. We have happy accidents."