There, I fixed it.

There is really no way that anything that comes after that won't offend someone.

Some things never change.

People complain when the gameplay or graphics don't match the ad, but things like that have been going on since forever. Take Defender for the Atari 2600.

Here's what the cartridge looked like:

Here's what the actual game looked like (you are the triangle):

It's called imagination, people. Use it.