Wednesday, January 29, 2025

It's fAIke

 Look at their hands.

Wednesday, January 22, 2025

The shark cage

Wasn't shark proof.

(Sorry, Hooper.)

Friday, January 10, 2025

The price goes up if it's still on fire or smoking.

 Every time a news broadcast features a reporter using a burned home as a backdrop, the owner should be paid.

Wednesday, January 8, 2025

This meeting could have been an email.

That opera could have been a play.

(Both would have been better for it.)

Thursday, January 2, 2025

But where's the light coming from?

 The same place as the music.