Happy birthday, Jaws!
People say we should thank Spielberg for improving upon the ending,
I say we should thank him for cutting the nonsensical, stupid side plot about Ellen Brody and Hooper.
After finishing that chapter, I closed the book and my eyes and tried to forget what I'd just read.
It was so stupid, and I didn't feel bad in the least when Hooper was eaten by that shark.
If anything, I wished Ellen had been there to be eaten with him.
What were you thinking, Peter?
