Obey the rules of the road.

For those who are about to take a driver's test, and are a little anxious about filling out all of those bubbles, here are a few rules of the road to remember:

1. Don't hit the blind man and his dog.

2. The red octagon with STOP printed in the center of it means stop.

3. Buckle up, it's the law (or at least it is here.)

4. Construction zones mean that you need to slow down, not go faster.

5. Any alcohol is too much alcohol.

6. Don't read this list while texting and driving. (Really, it's not that important and there will be time enough to read it when you're sitting there waiting for your number to be called.)

Finally, it is important to remember that this is not how a stop light should be interpreted:

Green means go.

Yellow means go faster.

Red means go really, really fast, close your eyes, and hope for the best.

I hope this has been both enlightening and informative.

Good day.