The thing I really want to happen in the next Star Wars movie is annoying force ghost Luke.
You have no idea how much I want to see that.
I want Kylo to wake up and see Luke.
I want Kylo to be brushing his teeth or his hair and see Luke in the mirror.
And have Luke make comments about how he's not brushing properly or that he should get a haircut.
I want Kylo to go to his TIE fighter and find Luke already inside.
I want Kylo to be flying said TIE fighter and have Luke make some comment about how he didn't need to use his targeting computer when he destroyed the Death Star that one time.
I want Luke to tell Kylo to call his mom, she worries.
I want Luke to spout all sorts of things that sound wise and mysterious but don't actually make any sense.
I want Luke to make up Jedi wisdom.
I want Luke to second guess Kylo's every move.
I want only Kylo to be able to see Luke and I want Luke to mess with him when he's on the bridge of a ship.
I want Luke to address Kylo's anger issues after he throws another hissy fit and destroys something.
I want Luke to sing a Jawa folksong.
I want Luke to reminisce about things that happened in previous movies.
I want to hear about Dagobah and Hoth and moisture farming.
I want so many things that I know will not happen but would be great if they did.
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