Should a new Star Trek movie be made, it is my wish that the Klingons be referred to as Klingons, Kling-Ins, and Kling-Gons, as though no one has actually gone to the trouble of finding out the correct pronunciation, much like the Princess Leia/Leah thing from Star Wars. (And there I go, throwing them both into the same post. I know. Blasphemy. Oh well.)
I would also like them to wear black mock turtlenecks under gold mesh jerseys and have slicked back hair. That way we'll know who they are and that they're not nice people/aliens/whatevers. And if Scotty could get into a bar fight with one of them because they insulted the Enterprise, that would be great, and I would definitely watch.
However, should they decide that the Enterprise has to save the whales, I can assure you that I will not be watching. Once was more than enough.
(But if there was a monster that looked like it was made of carpet samples and fake vomit, I would definitely watch that movie.)
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