I've never seen that show before. Is it good?

According to the boxes of the program guide, here's what should have been on television last night*:

First on the schedule we have:
How I Met Everybody According To 30 Rock
The never ending television character review show where we get to look back on everyone who ever appeared on screen in the history of television, including such favorites as guy walking dog, little girl on swing, and lady with a coffee.  Personally, I'm waiting to hear whatever happened to fan number 6,492 from the episode about the big game.  I felt that they really made me think I was watching an actual sporting event.  And don't forget to tune in for the very special sweeps weeks and holiday episodes that will highlight those characters actually given names.

Then stay tuned for another exciting episode of:
Everybody My Name Is Earl Beverly Hills Cop III
The little show about the influential owner of a grand southern mansion who awakens one day to find that everyone has forgotten who he is in a strange sort of mass selective amnesia.  Every episode shows Earl's constant fight to to prove his existence while searching for the ultimate answer of why it happened in the first place.  Who will the ultimate culprit behind the loss be?  The government?  A secret society?  A vengeful ex?  A crazy scientist trying to cover up an experiment gone awry?  A dog?  The mind reels.

I don't know about you, but I can't wait to see what's on tonight.

*note that the synopses of the shows are purely my own and don't actually reflect what was on, but I'd like to think that they did.