If your child is covered in spots that are probably not bug bites, do not take them to the store and then, while in line, look down at said child and say, "I should have taken you to the doctor yesterday."*
*The above is a true story and the reason why I used hand sanitizer and then washed my hands with two kinds of soap before reapplying the hand sanitizer.
Surgery, anyone?
(And if it turns out to be a duck, and you're holding a slice of bread, just give it to the duck before it takes it from you.)
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