"What's with the dress?"
"It's not a dress. It's a sorcerer's gown."
"Isn't a gown a dress?"
"No it isn't."
"Yes it is."
"No it isn't!"
(Pause)
"Yes it is."
It makes me laugh every time and I wish that I could find it again, but try as I might, I haven't been able to. (Believe me, I've tried.) I don't think I'm crazy because I know of at least one other person who remembers it, but still, it would be nice to see again. (Maybe it's tucked away on one of my random VCR tapes.) Anyway, I always have a good laugh when I think of it.

(Sorry, boys, but it is.)
(And another thing. Voldemort dear, maybe if you'd invested in a good pair of boots, some sensible shoes, or even a pair of sandals bought at the wizard dollar store, you might have stood a chance of winning, or had a far better attitude. I'm just saying, there's a lot of stuff out there to step or stub your toes on...)
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