It's just that it was early and I was tired.

That's why I didn't get up before dawn.

I did, however, set the VCR.

(Yes, I still have a VCR, thank you very much.)

That way, I can watch it at my leisure.

And use it for research.

(Yes, research. But not for me. For the little royals living in my head. No I am not crazy.)