I think we all need one, don't you?

Because everything is better with a narrator, especially one wearing a bowler hat and carrying a cane. I also imagine him to have a British accent because, well, looking like that, could he really have any other kind? Yep, everyone needs a narrator because they could find some way to make the boring moments exciting or meaningful, and pair that with some theme music and you don't just have a life, you have a life of epic proportions. Gosh, I wish I had a narrator, and some theme music, and a rocket car, and a private island, and a spider plant, don't you? (The narrator, I mean, unless you also want some theme music, a rocket car, a private island, and a spider plant, but I fear I might have gone off on a little bit of a tangent there.)

This is what boredom looks like:

There's never a camera around when you need one.

Walking into Walgreens, I couldn't help but notice the little sign out front where they would put all of the deals and bargains that you can find inside. What was on the sign this time?

Back to school supplies

Bud 15 pack

Oh man, I really wish that I had had a camera. I mean sure, it is a college town, but still, we don't really want to acknowledge that, do we? Maybe we do. I don't know. I thought it was funny. I still do. I only wish that I had a picture of it. Oh well.

Chance of heroism 100%

The Weather Channel played the Indiana Jones theme during the Local on the 8s.

It made those storms moving across the state so much more exciting.

Train wreck

is a nice way of describing the condition of some of those sections.

(That's why several of them had to be cut.)

There aren't really six files.

The fifth is a fake.

The scariest thing wasn't that they were vampires.

It was how easily they were able to take over the town.

About that...

Straightening things up at work yesterday, I couldn't help but notice that the store was in possession of a pair of Detroit Yankees flip-flops. Yes, folks, you read that correctly. Detroit Yankees. I had no idea the team had been sold and relocated, which leaves me to wonder just what happened to the Tigers as I'm fairly sure that Detroit can't support two major league teams. In fact, the only thing I can be sure of is that the local news has been of little help concerning this matter.

(And that some part of me is actually considering buying those flip-flops.)

Have fun on the Fourth of July.

I'll be at work.