Are we there yet?

Traveling 1,264 miles in three days with nothing but the radio, one starts to notice things. Specifically, that there are certain names that radio stations really like to use. These include The River, The Edge, The Mix, Hot (insert station number here), and then of course, there's Magic (or Majik or Majic or however you want to spell it). Now, that isn't to say that there aren't others like The Eagle or The Bear or Froggy that you probably aren't as likely to hear repeated, but still, when you're doing a lot of driving and you keep hearing the same names over and over again, you can't help but wonder "Am I going anywhere at all?"