Now that it has passed, I can talk about Thursday.

Oh Thursday, you are best remembered by the series of three Jaws quotes that popped into my head over the course of that six hour period, and had I been asked how things were going, I would have said, "We need more men, and we need a bigger boat, and the customers have black eyes, like a doll's eyes."

Yeah, that was Thursday. Now let us never speak of it again.