I think we all need one, don't you?

Because everything is better with a narrator, especially one wearing a bowler hat and carrying a cane. I also imagine him to have a British accent because, well, looking like that, could he really have any other kind? Yep, everyone needs a narrator because they could find some way to make the boring moments exciting or meaningful, and pair that with some theme music and you don't just have a life, you have a life of epic proportions. Gosh, I wish I had a narrator, and some theme music, and a rocket car, and a private island, and a spider plant, don't you? (The narrator, I mean, unless you also want some theme music, a rocket car, a private island, and a spider plant, but I fear I might have gone off on a little bit of a tangent there.)