These are not fighting words.

I think it's funny when real people argue about make-believe people.

Especially when said people were on a cartoon from the 80s.

About giant robots.

And people in jumpsuits.

And a lizard/fish guy who might or might not be wearing a dress.

And a guy with an accent who might or might not be dead.

And a cat with a mohawk.

You know, deep, philosophical stuff.

I just wish I knew where they found all of the extra time to do it.

So if any of you are reading this, you can tell me.

I won't blab.

Just ask all of the people who have trusted me with keeping their secrets.

But you can't.

Because I won't tell you who they are.

Sorry.