Saturday, June 13, 2009

Mark Trail's awesome adventures in the corporate world.

I wouldn't trust this Miss Williams, Mark. She could be Kelly Welly, growing out her hair and pulling it back in order to trick you into thinking she's someone else (let us not forget the Shelly incident from a few storylines back), or perhaps she's related to Peter, who never did get his comeuppance in that disappearing wetlands storyline. Whoever she might be, she appears to be a lady who isn't going to take any guff from anyone, even an intrepid outdoorsman like Mark Trail. Mark should also pay attention to his word balloons since the bold words pretty much sum up what Miss Williams is most likely going to be: LOT OF TROUBLE, LADY.
Of course it's ridiculous. Why, I'm sure that the company doesn't just dump hazardous waste material on private property. They clearly dump it in nature where it's free to run and jump and play. (Besides, if the company is anything like the people who like to go out into the country and dump things by the side of the road or at a dead end, they probably thought that no one owned the land anyway, or at least that they wouldn't be caught.) You'd best watch yourself, Miss Williams, Mark's hair is getting sharper and more angular, which means that it's getting ready to attack because it knows who you really are even if Mark doesn't, and I don't know that the Jack Elrod Ball will be able to hold it back. (Your only hope of getting away unscathed is if your earrings are actually some sort of gas bombs that can stun it long enough for you to get away.)

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