No Mark, that definitely isn't regular garbage (unless you get all of your food and beverages from drums and live underground in a bomb shelter-like structure that you've been living in since that whole Millennium thing where everyone was so sure that the world was going to end even though they couldn't agree on when the Millennium actually started). Now let's see, there are a bunch of animals dying and you just found a whole mess of mysterious barrels in the middle of the forest. I don't really think that there's any way that those couldn't be what's killing the animals, especially after you found those dead ones that were clearly not roadkill near the tire tracks. On the plus side, at least you're keeping Andy away. The poor guy is probably so caught up in his investigation that he could have gotten himself into a lot of trouble and I don't know that I would be able to go on reading the strip if Andy died. (He is, after all, the silent voice of reason.) And even though it pains me to say this, I think that we can safely check Sasquatch off of the list of possible suspects. (Honestly, I don't know if he'd be able to handle a truck, much less get a license to drive one, and he's far too noble a beast to lower himself to carjacking.) Say, maybe you should consider taking a picture of those barrels seeing as how you lugged that camera all the way here. (It's just a suggestion though, so you can take it or leave it.) That way, if you're seen, and the culprits try to get rid of the evidence of their dumping, there will still be that picture, and we all know how dangerous a picture can be (even if the one at the center of the last storyline was never seen by the authorities).
Saturday, May 30, 2009
Well it sure ain't sodie pop.
No Mark, that definitely isn't regular garbage (unless you get all of your food and beverages from drums and live underground in a bomb shelter-like structure that you've been living in since that whole Millennium thing where everyone was so sure that the world was going to end even though they couldn't agree on when the Millennium actually started). Now let's see, there are a bunch of animals dying and you just found a whole mess of mysterious barrels in the middle of the forest. I don't really think that there's any way that those couldn't be what's killing the animals, especially after you found those dead ones that were clearly not roadkill near the tire tracks. On the plus side, at least you're keeping Andy away. The poor guy is probably so caught up in his investigation that he could have gotten himself into a lot of trouble and I don't know that I would be able to go on reading the strip if Andy died. (He is, after all, the silent voice of reason.) And even though it pains me to say this, I think that we can safely check Sasquatch off of the list of possible suspects. (Honestly, I don't know if he'd be able to handle a truck, much less get a license to drive one, and he's far too noble a beast to lower himself to carjacking.) Say, maybe you should consider taking a picture of those barrels seeing as how you lugged that camera all the way here. (It's just a suggestion though, so you can take it or leave it.) That way, if you're seen, and the culprits try to get rid of the evidence of their dumping, there will still be that picture, and we all know how dangerous a picture can be (even if the one at the center of the last storyline was never seen by the authorities).
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