I can just imagine a sample listing of the classes you can sign up for:
1. Getting Snakes Through Security Checkpoints.
2. From Corals To Boas, Hiding Snakes On A Plane.
3. Fighting Snakes On A Plane.
4. Weapon Improvisation.
5. Antivenom, Olive Oil, And Other Snake Bite Treatments.
6. Flying And Landing A Plane Using Only Video Game Experience.
Enroll today. Classes begin soon.
Financial aid may be available to those who qualify. Credits may not transfer.
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