My hair!

Well folks, they've really done it this time.  You know that it's a hard hit when Dick Tracy's immovable, possibly hand carved, wooden hair is knocked out of shape.  I don't know what the Kingpin hit him with, but it was certainly something very hard because the object in question doesn't look any worse for wear, which leaves me wondering what it could it be.  A cartoon steam whistle?  Part of a pipe organ?  A paperweight shaped like a wine bottle?  A metal bottle crafted in a long ago high school shop class?  A wood plane?  (Well, at least that one could explain the damage done to Tracy's hair, so it might be right.)  As if getting hit on the head wasn't bad enough, Tracy also managed to lose his gun, which will make fighting crime considerably harder.  Looks like someone should have employed the use of mitten strings.  (At least that's my opinion, but I've been trying to get the Jedi to use them for years and they never listen.  They just keep losing their lightsabers.  Ah well, what are you going to do?)  Now it looks like Tracy will have to find his way out of a storeroom before Jack sets his fiendish, fiendish plan in motion (and I sincerely hope that it's not one of those storerooms that MacGyver or the A-Team always managed to find themselves in that was fully stocked with everything necessary to not only escape, but also to take care of the bad guys).  Don't worry, I'm sure B.O. will be in the room as well, and we all know how helpful that guy can be.  (Oh, Dr. Noll, where are you when we really need you?)