So let me get this straight, these two diner patrons have their pictures hanging up in the post office, and now, after trying to buy Rusty's camera and then asking Wilford Brimley where the Trails live, they've decided that the only possible option left is to head out to Lost Forest and steal it. Guys, odds are, if you hadn't said anything, that picture you accidentally found yourselves a part of would have just gone into an album and that would have been the end of it (and I'd say that the odds are also pretty good that you aren't even in focus in the picture). All you're doing is making people suspicious, which makes me wonder how you haven't managed to be caught by now, and if you are wanted criminals, what are you doing eating at a local diner that seems to be doing a pretty good business at lunchtime. Shouldn't you wait until dark when there are fewer people out? (Who knows, maybe the Reuben is just that good.)
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Not the brightest bulbs, are you?
So let me get this straight, these two diner patrons have their pictures hanging up in the post office, and now, after trying to buy Rusty's camera and then asking Wilford Brimley where the Trails live, they've decided that the only possible option left is to head out to Lost Forest and steal it. Guys, odds are, if you hadn't said anything, that picture you accidentally found yourselves a part of would have just gone into an album and that would have been the end of it (and I'd say that the odds are also pretty good that you aren't even in focus in the picture). All you're doing is making people suspicious, which makes me wonder how you haven't managed to be caught by now, and if you are wanted criminals, what are you doing eating at a local diner that seems to be doing a pretty good business at lunchtime. Shouldn't you wait until dark when there are fewer people out? (Who knows, maybe the Reuben is just that good.)
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