Oh no! That giant, chain link clam just caught Sneaky. Now it's going to turn him into a furry, masked pearl. (Actually, that could end up looking pretty cute. No, no, no. It's wrong. So very wrong.) I hope that Andy and Mark are out looking for the rookie, who apparently took the initiative and decided to put the plan into action without telling the others who were supposed to be involved. (Sneaky, there's taking the initiative and there's being stupid. Guess which one you are.)
Wait a minute, are we really sure that the raccoon being caught in the first strip was Sneaky? (I mean, where's the collar?) I guess it doesn't really matter. What's more important is that some random down on his luck swamp dweller has captured the poor thing and might be thinking about making him into a stew. (And here I thought that the fights were put on by local boys, not local ne'erdowells. I guess the term "boy" is being used very, very loosely here.) And yes, Random Man, that collar will make it easier to chain the poor thing to the log. Just ignore the contact information on the tag. I'm sure that no one will be looking for him. I bet people put tags and contact information on all sorts of things that they don't really want.And now, when all hope appears to be lost, Mark is back on the case, though it seems that he doesn't want to tell little Pamela what might really be happening to her pet. Sure, Mark knows the score, but isn't it easier to say that Sneaky's wandering around in the swamp because that's what he does than to tell her that he's probably been captured and even now may be chained to a log in the middle of the swamp to be set upon by dogs? (I mean, he could be wandering around the swamp. The chances just aren't very good.) Never fear, though, for Mark and Andy will put a stop to this. After all, they stopped the puppy nappers. How hard could this be?
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