The whole issue of young Anakin Skywalker's cloudy future wasn't as big a problem as the Jedi want you believe. I think they're just embarrassed that they let everything fall to pieces when really all they had to do to avoid destruction was sponsor Anakin in the Professional Pod Racing Circuit. That way, he wouldn't have been a slave, he would have been out seeing the stars like he wanted to, he would have been making plenty of money for himself and the Jedi, and he would have been able to buy his mom. He wouldn't have had to get all whiny and annoying about not being the best Jedi in the Universe. He could have been whiny and annoying about not being the best pod racer in the universe instead. Plus, that whole forbidden love thing wouldn't have even been an issue and we wouldn't have needed to see Padme's totally awesome '80s hair in Revenge Of The Sith.
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Problem solved and the universe is saved.
The whole issue of young Anakin Skywalker's cloudy future wasn't as big a problem as the Jedi want you believe. I think they're just embarrassed that they let everything fall to pieces when really all they had to do to avoid destruction was sponsor Anakin in the Professional Pod Racing Circuit. That way, he wouldn't have been a slave, he would have been out seeing the stars like he wanted to, he would have been making plenty of money for himself and the Jedi, and he would have been able to buy his mom. He wouldn't have had to get all whiny and annoying about not being the best Jedi in the Universe. He could have been whiny and annoying about not being the best pod racer in the universe instead. Plus, that whole forbidden love thing wouldn't have even been an issue and we wouldn't have needed to see Padme's totally awesome '80s hair in Revenge Of The Sith.
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