After nearly toppling over (or dealing with a momentary loss of gravity in that corner of the building), Magnum is back with a vengeance, moving from punches to lasers, and managing to blind TRAZE-R with a single well-placed shot. One can only wonder how Diet is coping with the sudden darkness. (I sincerely hope that he isn't claustrophobic) The more pressing matter though, is the fact that the laser beam had to be labeled. (Even TRAZE-R seems to be embarrassed about this fact and he's supposed to be Magnum's enemy.) And now, without any further or due, I bring you the list of things the laser beam could have been:
1. A very long straw (because fighting can make you work up quite a thirst).
2. A poison dart shooter (because if you take care of Tracy, there's a good chance that TRAZE-R won't know what to do).
3. Acid spit.
4. An arrow.
5. Some sort of root from the alien plant that's actually controlling Magnum.
6. The line marking the edge of a wall or floor that was accidentally drawn too long and then inked in. (Good thing there was all that empty space underneath it, huh?)
7. The hose connected to the off-panel oil tank that's being used to refill Magnum.
8. A spiked robot tongue.
9. An evacuation slide belonging to the tiny people who live inside Magnum.
10. An extension cord (because when this fight started, Magnum was only at 50% and all this moving around and taunting has really drained the battery).
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