It sure didn't take Mark long to find the dog/raccoon fights, did it? I guess when he really puts his mind to something it doesn't require a long, drawn-out walk in the woods. Poor Sneaky. He's about to be attacked by those generic hound dogs. (There's nothing generic about Sneaky. No sir! He's got a collar.) What I'd like to know is why Andy didn't come along. Maybe Mark didn't want to risk turning a dog/raccoon fight into a dog fight. (I guess that makes sense, and maybe Andy is still on leave after his mission involving the puppy nappers because well, I just don't know the proper procedures for these sorts of things.)
Before the fighting can begin, Mark finally steps in to intervene, telling Rabbit to stop because that raccoon he's planning to kill for sport is
somebody's pet. (Mark, was it really necessary to say that it was
somebody's pet? Wouldn't you have stopped this if it were a wild raccoon? If not, I think the wilderness magazine people really need to know about that.) If I were Sneaky, and I wasn't already chained to the log, I'd bite Rabbit and get away, but I guess he's taking the alternate approach of waiting patiently for Mark to get him out of this predicament. I just hope that Mark called for backup from the
DNR or local law enforcement because if Rabbit asks to see his credentials, I don't know that Wilderness Expert will strike that much fear into him.
It sure didn't take Mark long to find the dog/raccoon fights, did it? I guess when he really puts his mind to something it doesn't require a long, drawn-out walk in the woods. Poor Sneaky. He's about to be attacked by those generic hound dogs. (There's nothing generic about Sneaky. No sir! He's got a collar.) What I'd like to know is why Andy didn't come along. Maybe Mark didn't want to risk turning a dog/raccoon fight into a dog fight. (I guess that makes sense, and maybe Andy is still on leave after his mission involving the puppy nappers because well, I just don't know the proper procedures for these sorts of things.) 
Before the fighting can begin, Mark finally steps in to intervene, telling Rabbit to stop because that raccoon he's planning to kill for sport is somebody's pet. (Mark, was it really necessary to say that it was somebody's pet? Wouldn't you have stopped this if it were a wild raccoon? If not, I think the wilderness magazine people really need to know about that.) If I were Sneaky, and I wasn't already chained to the log, I'd bite Rabbit and get away, but I guess he's taking the alternate approach of waiting patiently for Mark to get him out of this predicament. I just hope that Mark called for backup from the DNR or local law enforcement because if Rabbit asks to see his credentials, I don't know that Wilderness Expert will strike that much fear into him.
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