Friday, October 3, 2008

Oh, she'll know now.

It would appear that after the debacle that was the wildlife movie, Kelly and Brawny have relocated to the city and assumed new identities.  (Oh sure, they can dye their hair and pretend they're other people, but we all know the truth.  Unless they're doppelgangers or pod people.  In that case, look to the skies, don't eat or approach any strange vegetables, and run.)  What boggles my mind is why Cherry decided to join them.

Charlie, how many times have I told you, don't pay ball in the house?  You may not hurt yourself, but think of the plants.  That poor little Pothos is going to need some time to recover considering how hard it looks likes it's been hit.  (I mean, they wouldn't throw those jagged action lines around willy-nilly, would they?)  Remember how much trouble the Brady kids got into by playing ball in the house?  (If not, watch the episode again.  It's episode 37, "Confessions, Confessions.")  In fact, I think that I will now call him Peter.  He just doesn't look like a Charlie to me, though he is wearing a tuna blue suit.

Meanwhile, Kelly, or Shelly as she shall be henceforth known, checks her disguise to see if everything is still in place and tries to decide whether she looks better as a brunette or a blonde and whether she is truly having more fun now.  (She could also be making sure that her human mask is still in one piece, but that's if you think she's an alien, which she could very well be.)  Being away from the forest seems to be taking its toll on our wildlife filmmaker and no amount of suits or magicians will make this feeling of loss disappear.  

(Wait, what do you mean "What magicians?"?  As you can clearly see from the final panel, she was either in the middle of being sawed in half and had to suddenly leave, or there was some sort of accident while she was being put back together and the magician didn't quite get her body lined up correctly.  You should see her legs.  She looks like she belongs in a game of Tetris.) 

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