If this doesn't end the pod person/Kelly debate, I don't know what will. (Unless, of course, this is a clone who has all of Kelly's thoughts and feelings and therefore would go after Mark every chance she got. Shoot. I guess the debate rages on.) Oh Shelly, I hope that no one heard you say that as you sit in your apartment where the couch matches the carpeting and your clothes match the pillows. Otherwise, they might start questioning why your eyebrows don't match your hair. Then there will be background checks and they'll find out that this Sue Butler doesn't really exist and that you created her just to get close to Mark. (Think about it. What better way to attract him and ensure some alone time than to start draining a part of nature that he's sure to care about and then conveniently encounter an alligator while wearing a brightly colored suit?) But if you want this plan to work, you're going to have to be a lot more careful. (Maybe that's why Cherry has installed herself in your office. Maybe she really does need to keep an eye on you. Maybe it's time for the mountain lions to join with the alligators.)
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