Friday, September 19, 2008

You go squish now!

So there we have it.  Diet has built himself a giant Dick Tracy robot (apparently with torso hover capability).  One would have thought that he would have given the robot some clothes, a keen hat, or at least a snappy tie.  (But hey, who am I to judge?)

Wait, law enforcement is already using robots?  Sure, I mean for bombs and things like that, but this is a giant robot, Tracy, think of all of the crime that can be prevented, all of the damsels in distress that can be saved, all of the giant lizards and monsters attacking the city that can be fought.  There's so much potential here.  (I would warn you not to look at the bill, though.  These things tend to be expensive.  In fact, in light of the current fiscal crisis at the station, it may be best if the chief doesn't find out.)

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