Two-Face has really let himself go.

Oh Two-Face, I know that times have been tough.  I know that you keep losing to Batman.  I know that you're a teensy bit obsessed with that coin of yours, but you need to get out there, hit the gym, lay off the black and white cookies, and pull yourself together man!

Okay, so I know that Diet has been an ally for Tracy for a very long time, but still, I would be a lot more willing to believe that this guy was on the side of justice if it didn't look like he was a top hat, a cape, and a monocle away from tying a pretty young thing to the railroad tracks and twirling his mustache in victory.  One can only wonder what's hiding behind that door (and if he continues to draw this out, we'll continue waiting to see what's behind that door).
Hmm.  Looks like Two-Face has a brother (or else the people in Tracyville really need to invest in some more light bulbs).  The real question should probably be, which is the real Two-Face?  The original first appeared in 1942, so Diet could work for that, but in the comics world, characters age at the whims of their creators, so Braces here would fit that description (actually, probably everyone in this comic would fit that description).  Who knows, maybe he's not even related to Two-Face at all.  Maybe he's Jaws' brother (or maybe they just go to the same dentist).  We'll just have to wait and see.

On to the actual subject of this here comic.  I don't know about this plan of yours, Braces.  HIGH TECH (which seems to have lost its hyphen somewhere along the way) hasn't exactly worked very well in the recent past.  You're taking your life in your hands with that thing (Well, that and I believe that the phone has already progressed into the cordless realm, so you may already be behind.), and if you think the cops are smart, I suggest you take a look at their previous exploits (it's not exactly confidence boosting for the law abiding citizens of this city) and then make your decision.