
Indeed.
Here's a short list of other things you could run into with the lights out at night:
- An axe-wielding maniac.
- A table with pointy corners.
- A beloved pet that will no doubt be scarred for life afterwards.
- Drunken rabble.
- A rug made by your grandmother.
- The door.
- Another person running around in the dark at night with the lights out.
- The cord connected to your phone, computer, or other expensive electrical device, that you will inevitably trip on and drag forward, pulling said object down to the floor with a mighty crash, rendering it broken forever.
- The refrigerator.
- Stairs to fall down.
- Stairs to fall up.
- The edge of a dock.
- A trapdoor.
- The hole that leads to Wonderland.
- A vampire, werewolf, or other monster that wants nothing more than to destroy you.
- That person you've been avoiding for weeks now.
- Treasure.
- Spiderwebs.
- The wall.
- Trouble.
And that's only the beginning.
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