Tuesday, August 26, 2008

The Other, Other White Meat

Things have taken a turn (for the worse, or for the better, I'm just not sure).  Old Baskerville there had his whistle taken away and his cute little demon doggies (with today's special guest, Scooby Doo) are going to tear him limb from limb.  (That will teach him to withhold treats and only feed them the cheap food.)  Shirl has taken this opportunity to state the obvious (because somebody has to): they still need to stop the dogs, preferably before Baskerville is not but a chewed up pile of human, what with the innocent young readers and all.

Oh look, Animal Control has finally arrived with their shotguns loaded with tranquilizers.  (Though one could make the case that SWAT Man just put on another hat, but I'm going to believe that there are two different hatted men in the bank, one who wants to put the dogs down temporarily and another who wants to put the dogs down permanently and send them to Demon Dog Heaven.)

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