And a one, and a two...

When will the police learn that you don't go cheap on the steaks, especially when you intend to use them to save your life?  It's just not the same as the good stuff and those demon dogs know it.  They've probably been raised on the best cuts, and something that was picked out of a giant display of prepackaged, shrink wrapped meat just isn't going to cut it.  And now that that plan has fallen through (as we had a feeling it inevitably would), it's time to get creative.

Taking a cue from Tracy, SWAT Man has decided to try fighting off the demon dogs with karate.  It's not working too well though, as it has only resulted in getting the dog to chomp down on his leg that much faster.  Now he's apparently considering turning his gun on the dog, but we all know that he won't, what with the impressionable youngsters who may be reading this.  Of course, being demon dogs, it would probably take a silver bullet, covered in symbols, blessed by the ancient Oracle of Canis Destructus, forged in fires found deep within the Earth (and we all know that the police department just doesn't have the funds for that sort of thing.  Curse those useless high-tech gadgets!).  Maybe he has something in his utility belt that can help, but until he thinks to actually look in there, he'll be hopping around on one leg while the other is tenderized.

Taking an altogether different approach, our heroic banker has decided that now is the perfect time to dance.  Sure, he knows he doesn't have what it takes to be a lead, but he's content to be a member of the chorus because without the chorus, the lead would have to do a lot more work to tell the story, and the audience would get tired of continuously looking at the same two people for a couple of hours (assuming there are two leads of course).  While the banker's technique may not be up to snuff, and some would argue that it's downright embarrassing, his enthusiasm more than makes up for his lack of talent.  That boy's got heart, I tell you.  Of course, he could also be trying to implement the first ever bank wave.  (It's not just for sporting events and arenas anymore!)