Saturday, May 10, 2008

Taking it to the next level

Maybe this is because I watched too many cartoons as a child, but there is definitely something creepy about talking about injections over a picture of some humming birds, especially when said birds look like they're saying those lines. After all, in cartoons it seems like they’re the go to birds when you're looking for little flying darts to deliver a lethal dose of poison to your enemy. This does not bode well for Mr. Trail. It appears that he’s getting far too close to the truth about the Avians and has now been labeled a threat. Now he has forced their hand, err, wing, and they’ve decided to drug him. What they’ll do next is anyone’s guess. Could a woodpecker performed lobotomy be far behind?

In other news, we could be on the verge of introducing a new angle to this story with talk of a Princess (yes, I know it’s supposed to be the dog, but when the birds speak, you never know who they’re referring to). Are we going to see the rulers of the Avian Empire? Is the Empire run by humming birds? It could be if they’re going for the “It’s always the one you least suspect,” angle. But this also brings up another question: What do you call the ruler of the Avian Empire? King? Emperor? Czar? The mind reels.

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