Birds...

I was walking by the Doubletree Hotel when a bird flew into my foot. It’s not like I was walking on air or anything. I was walking on the sidewalk, it was windy, two birds came zooming through the air, and one of them hit my shoe. It happened, I swear, and there was a little poof of feathers when it hit. I didn’t kick it, and it didn’t hurt. It was kind of like when a ball hits your foot. There’s a bump, but nothing else. And as far as I know, the bird was fine and just flew off to continue doing its bird things. But it was weird all the same.